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Today's Joke About Children
Thursday, July 29, 2010
- Trying to dress an active little one is like trying to thread a sewing machine while it's running.
- There are only two things a child will share willingly: communicable diseases and their mother's age.
- Cleaning your house while your kids are at home is like trying to shovel the driveway during a snowstorm.
- Kids really brighten a household; they never turn off any lights.
- An alarm clock is a device for waking people up who don't have small kids.
- Shouting to make your kids obey is like using the horn to steer your car, and you get about the same results!
- Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
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