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Monday, September 06, 2010

Outrunning a Grizzly

Two men are being chased by a bear which is rapidly gaining on them. The first man stops to put on some running shoes.

"I don’t know why you’re bothering," screams the second "we’ve got no chance of outrunning a grizzly!"

"I don’t need to outrun him," returns the first "all I’ve got to do is outrun you!"

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