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Today's Joke About The ElderlyThursday, July 29, 2010
Defamation of CharacterAn elderly man was sued by his neighbor for defamation of character. She charged that he had called her a pig. The man was found guilty and fined. After the trial the man approached the judge, "Does this mean that I cannot call Mrs. Johnson a pig?" The judge replied, "That is true." "Does this mean I cannot call a pig Mrs. Johnson?" the man asked. The judge replied that he could indeed call a pig whatever he wanted with no fear of legal action. The elderly gent looked directly at Mrs. Johnson and said, "Good afternoon Mrs. Johnson." Translate this Joke! |
