Tough Fight

One night, a man was walking home when, all of a sudden, a thief jumped on him. He and the thief began to wrestle. They rolled about on the ground and the man put up a tremendous fight. However, the thief managed to get the better of him and pinned him to the ground.

The thief then went through the man’s pockets and searched him. All the thief could find on him was 25 cents.

The thief was so surprised at this that he asked the man why he had bothered to fight so hard for a 25 cents.

"Was that all you wanted?" came the reply, "I thought you were after the five hundred dollars I’ve got in my shoe!"