Clean Jokes About Religion

There are a lot of funny things that happen when talking about or learning about God. Here you'll find daily clean jokes about the Bible, Christianity, ministers, priests, Sunday School, biblical characters and more, every day!

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Today's Joke About religion

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Where am I?

Bob was driving to work when a truck ran a stop sign, hit his car broadside, and knocked him cold. Passers by pulled him from the wreck and revived him.

Bob began a terrific struggle and had to be tranquilized by the medics.

Later, when Bob was calm, they asked him why he struggled so.

Bob said, "I remembered the impact, then nothing. I woke up on a concrete slab in front of a huge, flashing sign. Turns out somebody was standing in front of the ’S’ on the ’Shell’ sign.

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